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Funny Quotes in hindi


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अर्ज किया है
वो तुम्हें DP दिखाकर
ग़ुमराह करेगी,
मगर तुम आधार कार्ड पर अड़े रहना 
वह तुम्हे प्यार दिखा कर मना करेगी
पर तुम गांड मारने में लगे रहना

Arj Kiya Hai...
Wo Tumhen DP💃 Dikhaakar Gumraah Karegi,
Magar Tum Aadhaar👩 Card Par Ade Rahana
Woh tumhe pyaar ❣️dikha kr mana kregi 
Par tm ga*nd🤰 marne m Lage rhna..


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काश प्यार का Insurance हो जाता,
प्यार करने से पहले प्रीमियम भरवाया जाता
प्यार मैं वफ़ा मिली तोह ठीक 
वरना
बेवफाओं पे जो ख़र्च होता 
उसका क्लैम तो मिल जाता

Kash Pyar❤️ Ka Insurance Ho Jata,
Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium 📱Bharwaya Jata.
Pyar Mein Wafa Mili 👸🏻To Theek Warna,
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim 🚫To Mil Jata.


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- Funny Quotes in Hindi on Life -



मोहब्बत ❤️में जब मुझे धोखा मिला,
तो ज़िन्दगी में चारो ओर उदासी छा ☹️गयी,
सोचा था की आग लगा दूंगा 🔥इस
 दुनिया को,
पर कम्भख्त कॉलोनी में दूसरी लड़की💁🏻
आ गयी।😅


Mohabbat❤️me jab mujhe Dhokha Mila,
Toh zindagi me charo  aor😟udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag🔥Laga Dunga iss duniya ko,
Par kambhakhat colony me dusri ladki💁🏻aa gyi..😅


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- Best Funny Quotes in Hindi -


इतिहास gawaah hai ki,
Jab bhi koi naya saal aaya hai,
Saal bhar se jyada nhi tik paya hai😅

इतिहास गवाह है कि
जब भी कोई नया साल आया है,
साल भर से ज्यादा नही टिक पाया है

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- Funny Quotes in Hindi for Friends -


तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम न हो 
तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम न हो 
भगवान करे तेरे पीछे लड़कियों की लाइन लग जाये
पर उन्हें देख के हिलाने का तुम में दम न हो

Teri Duniya 🌎Mein Koi Gham Na Ho
Teri Khushiyan 😊Kabhi Kam Na Ho
Bhagwan kre tere piche ladkiyon ki line lag jaye..
Par unhe dekh ke hilane ka tm me dam na ho 🤣🤣👖👉💦🤛👌..


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Iss Duniya 🌎Mein Lakhon Log Rahte Hain
Koi Hansta 😊Hai Toh Koi Rota 😔Hai
Par Sabse Sukhi 😅Wahi Hota Hai
Jo Shaam Ko Do Peg 🍺Maar Ke Sota Hai.  

इस दुनिया में लाखों लोग रहते हैं ,कोई हँसता है तोह कोई रोटा है।पर सबसे सुखी वही होता है ,जो शाम को दो पेग मार के सोता है।।




पढ़ाई लिखाई छोड़ कर खूब खेलो Pubg📱
बाद में जब कोई जॉब न मिले
तब बैठ कर बेचना सब्ज़ी

Pdhai Likaayi 📕छोड़ Kar Khoob Khelo Pubg📱
Baad Me Jab Job Na Mile
Tb baith Kar Bechna sabji 😂।


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गम मिले तो उसे सज़ा देना 
प्यार में दर्द हो तोह उसे भूला देना 
और अगर भूलाने में तकलीफ हो 
तो ज़रा आपने लंड को ही  हिला  लेना

Gum mile toh use saza  Dena
Pyaar❣️me Dard ho toh use bula Dena
Aur Agar bhulane🤯me taklif ho 
Toh Zara aapne la*nd🖕🏻Ko bhi  hila😂Lena...!!


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